Here is more than 10 Funny Quotes for today;
1- My bed is my happy place.
2- Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
3- If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
4- If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
5- Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
6- Don’t know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they’ll show up quickly.
7- As your best friend I’ll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.
8- I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
9- If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
10- Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
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