10 Funny Quotes of The Day

Here is more than 10 Funny Quotes for today;

1- My bed is my happy place.

My bed is my happy place.


2- Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.


3- If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.


4- If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.


5- Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.


6- Don’t know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they’ll show up quickly.

Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.


7- As your best friend I’ll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.

As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.


8- I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.


9- If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?


10- Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

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